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Like many horror stories, Guild Wars 2's Lost Shores event started with something crawling out of the sea. It happened last Friday at noon. This was a terrible time to for something to happen in an online game. People who had jobs were at work; people who didn't have jobs were still asleep. Since I fit squarely into one those two categories, I missed the start. But for better and worse, I was there for the rest of it, all the way through to the alternately ugly and glorious ending, and you can bet I got more than a lousy T-shirt. Next time you're playing Guild Wars 2 with me, check out the awesome earring on my left ear.
That's No Crab
The thing that crawled out of the sea was called a karka. Imagine a crab with a colourful, barnacle-encrusted shell around a weird alien body. The weird alien body has a vagina-shaped toothy mouth. It's like the female counterpart to Half-Life's Gonarch, which is a combination of crab and testicle. I see so many orcs, dragons, and spaceships that I can't help but admire when a game developer comes up with something truly freaky. The highest compliment I can pay the karka is that it looks like he belongs in one of the Odd world games.
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A karka can lay eggs, which hatch hatchings, which then stick onto you like head crabs or face huggers, except they're not picky about where they stick. When you kill a karka, you haven't killed it. You have instead knocked off its armor, and now you get to fight it a second time to actually kill it.
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